Its impossible for a person to write a profile about themselves without sounding like a complete wanker. I am a Canadian girl, who obviously has too much time on her hands. I like to play board games but my friends dont. I love watching movies at home and not going to movie theatres. I often sound like an idiot and I rarely know what the hell I am talking about. But generally I swing between a state of minor paranoia and constant hunger. My favourite topics of conversation are poo and globalization.

Name: Dana (aka- WankerGirl)
Age: 29
Location: Newfoundland, Canada
Marriage Status: Just Singled
Hobbies: reading, painting, singing loudly in the bath, shedding hair and ass slapping
Astrological Sign: Taurus
Favourite Word: Muffaluffagus
Things I Love: John Cusack, my Ipod, Madonna, Buffy, BUST Magazine, pasta, shoes, laziness, curry, Roger Ebert, Josie and the Pussycats and well priced plumbers