When I was a kid I remember staying up really late on Saturday nights -  watching the most random tv shows. Actually, if I am to be completely honest – I was usually looking for pervy foreign films (but that is a different story for a different day). Anyway, one day I was sitting on the floor of my basement clicking through the channels. I stopped for a moment to watch a really weird black... [Read more]

Sometimes a random act falls into your lap. An act that is so awesome….so sweet…that you have to blog about it. (I’m a geek!) A few weeks ago on Twitter I noticed something in my feed that stuck out in my food obsessed vision. A fellow twitter-er @cupcakecowgirl asked if anyone would like some cupcakes. I honestly thought she was just being silly. For example, sometimes I ask people... [Read more]

Every so often I look at my Blackberry and I sigh. Why do I sigh? Well lets just say the phone has its limitations and I have a tendency to use it when I am in the bath. But even with its slow processing and awkward ways – me and my blackberry love each other. We’ve been through a lot! So just a few weeks ago I was looking at this phone and I realized that I had never deleted a single picture... [Read more]

When I was 19 years old I was pretty much obsessed with all things England. I had posters of David Bowie and Blur all over my bedroom and I think at one point I made an England themed collage in a scrapbook. LOSER! Now I am sure most of you are more than accustomed to my many tales of unplanned, unsupervised and unpredictable vacations. Just recently I tried to add up how many times I’ve hopped... [Read more]

The night before I departed for London I was a stressed out mess. The cause? Well, that stupid volcano in Iceland decided to spew forth its wrath over the entire isle of England. In a state of comedic agitation I would obsessively reload the BBC website in the hopes that I would see good news. But as each minute ticked by – one airport after the next was being closed. I felt like I was very... [Read more]

Moving sucks balls. OK, that statement might not be poetry but there’s no way you can deny it. Moving sucks even bigger and stinkier balls when you have to do it unexpectedly and begrudgingly. As you know – I recently had to move. When I first found this out, I was so shocked/stunned/gobsmacked that for around 30 minutes – I was actually at a loss for words. Me. Speechless. Imagine... [Read more]

The volcano didn’t stop me! I’m in London! Me in the Tate Modern  Read More →

Years ago I was walking in a grocery store and I noticed a sheep. It was coming up to Easter and he was randomly placed amongst the tacky Easter gifts. With one glance, it was love at first site. With a face like that – how could I resist! For years I have cuddled, squished and leaned against Mr. Sheep. I would watch my niece (who was around 6 years old at the time) jump on top of him and scream... [Read more]

My umbrella tuned inside out on me the other day. It turned inside out when I was walking to work, in the pouring rain, while walking on a really windy road. Cars were passing and children were sticking their heads out of windows – screaming “YOU ARE A WET FUCKER!” They then proceeded to throw spaghetti noodles at me. Ok that last part isn’t true. Actually the vast majority... [Read more]

I Ate Cereal I have a new lover – his name is cereal. The only problem with this relationship is that it’s somewhat unconventional. At times it’s a threesome or even a foursome. That’s right – I mix my cereals. Don’t you dare judge me. When its 7:30am and I barely have my eyes open, sometimes Honey Bunches of Oates alone will not suffice! I need a dash of Rice Crispies... [Read more]