Blarm! – Show #34Can I Pee My Way To Millions?
B – Guests, Boat Tour, Send Me a Donut And Exploding Jam
L – New Sandwich Spread Sensation
A – New Underwear!
R – Fast Pee Talent
M – Sneaker Peet, Philosophy Guy, Jake from CTL, Saskia, Flappr Map Update
Note – I forgot the kiss goodbye this week. I guess that means I hate you all 
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Bruce Pee strikes again!
That hallway is so real! (I’m thinking of a way to prove that).
The name of the snack: BLARMito?
Initially I wanted to use some alliteration like: “Wanker Whip White bread”, but that sounded more like something you would lose your appetite of, instead of the opposite.
Hey WankerGirl,
Thanks for the shoutout
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Got to think of a way to mail KK doughnuts…
Later,
PhilosophyGuy
Did you wash your hands, Dana?
Blarmchutto?
No, Blarmchetta
Hello Dana,
I have a tear in my eye….dear WankerGirl. I cry for the simple fact that you have yet to experience the joys of a warm & soft, perfectly glazed gooey goodness of a Krispy Kreme donut (made fresh…..with Love!). I’m exactly 53.10 miles away from a Krispy Kreme factory where all they do is make tray after tray of the most unbelievably wonderful treats ever created…….Evvveeeer!
In recent years the Krispy Kreme company has taken the holism, and fresh image of Krispy Kreme down the wrong path by pre-packaging Krispy Kreme donuts, and shipping them out by truck to be sold daily in cold, and clammy grocery stores, and back-ally greasy spoons (diners). Believe me, they don’t taste as good as fresh cooked, and glazed at the factory……right before your eyes. I was going to try and FedEx you a fresh batch, but I fear that the J.S.A.R.T.E. (just-served-and-ready-to-eat) time ratio was too long. And would disrespect everything that Vernon Rudolph (creator, and founder of Krispy Kreme’s July 13, 1937) stood for.
I will offer you this. If you and Phil (WankerMan) ever find yourselves in the Bay Area, I will treat you both to an all expense paid trip to the Krispy Kreme factory for a fun filled day of Krispy Kreme donut euphoria. But for now, witness the spectacle of the Krispy Kreme factory in action. Cooking, and glazing, and filling…..oh my!
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I think that you should make that pervert test with girls really soon, that way everyone would know the number of girls who talk (and would talk even more, had they the chance) dirty stuff. Right?
I wanted to send both you and Phil a Krispy Kreme hat, but I don’t see a P.O. Box address anywhere on your site. So this picture will just have to do. My wife picked these up for you guys just the other day.