Blarm! – Show #3
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B – Beginning – New Theme Song
L – Likes – Me and You and Everyone We Know, Miranda July’s Blog
A – Alarm – Phil is a Shoveling God and I Wrote a Song to Thank Him
R – Rude – Public Pooping
M – Misc. – Jake likes me!

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4 Responses to “Blarm! – Show #3”
  1. Jake says:

    Phil not only did a great job on your opening theme, but check out that snow shovel, woo!! Go, Phil! You are THE MAN!!

    “Me & You & Everyone We Know” is a great movie. And yes, WES ANDERSON movies rule!! He is also a Taurus.

    Phil is a lucky dog. Your little diddy to him was awesome. His ego is thoroughly stroked. Woo!! =D

    Pooping in public- When I have to go, I go. It doesn’t matter where I am. Though, I bet everybody knows at least ONE person who will only poo at home. There is this guy at work who wipes his but really fast for several minutes… Is he playing with his hole or just thoroughly wiping? I don’t get it. Anyway, I’ve had the uncomfortable experience of sitting in the stall next to him twice now… I hope a third occurrance doesn’t happen anytime soon. Good grief… Did I really just type that out in a blog comment? Oy!!

    Nice cough cover-up when your turd hits the water. Actually, I don’t think I have any embarrassment about taking a dump. Like you said, everybody shits. Why should I try to conceal it? Afterall, that’s why I’m in the stall. Right?

    Oh Cool! You mentioned me! =D Ha ha. I feel like a celebrity now. Thank you. 😉 And hey, no kidding, you said you are using a new Logitech USB mic… I just bought the same exact mic a few days ago. NO SHIT! I haven’t tried wearing headphones with it yet, but I’ll let you know what happens when I record my next podcast tomorrow. =) I also bought a regular Logitech mic that plugs into the mic jack so I could record directly to Audacity. Not sure which is better, but I liked the idea of a direct digital USB connection.

    By the way, here’s a link to the website that I do a podcast for:

    It’s interesting if you’re into RARE or Out-Of-Print DVDs. If you’re not, I’m not sure you’d enjoy it. But maybe I’m wrong.

    Dana… you have an amazing voice, and an enthralling podcast. Want to know how I found you? I sat at work over the weekend. It was slow and I was caught up with everything I had to get done, so I started searching for podcasts. I must have sampled over 100 podcasts, desperately trying to find something entertaining. Most of what I heard was terrible. I listen to a few regular casts- The Ricky Gervais Show, cinecast, The Dacry and Holly Show, etc, but man, there are a lot of un-interesting podcasts out there. I won’t name them, because I know it takes a lot of work to put something together, and I’m sure everyone has an audience, but Dana, I came across Blarm and I was like… “Whoa. What is this? A them song by a girl singing about poo and pee? What the..?!” I was hooked. I had to hear more!! There is definitely something about your voice. Your mind is sharp and witty. You have a natural talent for podcasting, and the brilliant way you re-tell stories about your life is perfect. I love it!! You are a natural. I would subscribe if I had an iPod, but I only have a Creative Zen Touch MP3 player, so I check your site everyday for a new episode. Now I can’t wait for #4.

    Was that paragraph long enough?

    This comment is, so I’ll end it now. Thank you again for mentioning me. Keep the podcasts coming!!

    – Jake =)

    P.S. You want to know more about me? Here’s a quick bio.

    Name: Jake Cordova
    Birthday: 15 May 1975
    Location: Salt Lake City, Utah USA
    Hobbies: Selling OOP DVDs/CDs on eBay
    Interests: Podcasting, writing, reading, watching movies
    Recent discoveries: Nicholi Gogoal’s short story, “The Overcoat.” I haven’t laughed that hard since I read “A Confederacy of Dunces” by John Kennedy Toole. Or “Me Talk Pretty One Day” by David Sidaras. Hilarious!!
    Recently watched good movies: “OLDboy,” “A Very Long Engagement,” “24 Hour Party People.”

  2. vealchart says:

    The Flying Veal Chart Company will be listening to your podcast now because WankerGirl Rocks! BTW – did you join the D&D minion army?

  3. wankergirl says:

    Fantastic! I will make sure to check out your show. As for D&D – I wanted to join the army but the the price was 30bucks US which is more expensive for me (being in Canada) so I has to opt out for now. Which bums be out but maybe I will join up next time they allow people to join up.

  4. vealchart says:

    too bad you didn’t get to join the army – oh well – at least you have a kick ass podcast!

    I don’t really have a podcast – it is more like a podcast feed for me and my buddy DaveO to send stuff out to the masses. You never know what you will get off of The Flying Veal Chart Feed.

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